Batman-” Robin, you must carry on without me.”

Robin-” I can’t, I just don’t know what I will do.”

Batman-” I leave you everything, Just promise you will finish off the Joker, then come back and destroy this damn iceberg.”

Robin-” Wait, I can have it all? “

Batman-” Yes! “

Robin- While thinking and grinning he slowly pushes Batman’s head under.

Batman- Garbled from under water ” WTF Robin? “

Robin- ” Yea New toys. “

The Morale of this story is, You have NO friends. (Brought to you by bleak outlooks for everyone).

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