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Bitch please!

That list Is definitely a friend-zone list.

If you want to get a girl you should follow these simple steps.

1- Ask her best friend out.

2- Cheat on her best friend with her sister.

3- Then ask her out, but tell her she’s special.

4- Come to the date late, then when she gets upset, slap her across the face and tell her she’s a ugly dog and leave.

5- Cheat on her with her (now) ex-best friend.

6- Tell her you are sorry and you will never cheat on her again.

7- (This step is very important) Cheat on her with her sister, if she does not have a sister, her new best friend will do.

8- Tell her you cheated because she is too fat to look at. Then spit on her.

9- Tell her you will only get back together with her if she is willing to have sex with your friends.

10- Now you will have her heart for ever. Best thing about it, is now she will do what ever you want, and if you do something wrong to her she will believe that it was her fault and that she needs to prove her love to you by some grand gesture.

This is the way I assume that you can make a woman yours as I have witnessed in life. One day I will lose my soul and I will try this out, then I will tell you if it works for everyone.

So ladies. Tell me what you think.

Which list Describes the guy that you would most likely date on it?