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Must be a glass half empty kind a guy!
I prefer to think that when someone says “Hold my beer and watch this” Something AWESOME is about to happen.
Usually followed by an adventure at the E.R. Sounds like a fun time to me, as long as I’m not the one saying it!
Batman-” Robin, you must carry on without me.”
Robin-” I can’t, I just don’t know what I will do.”
Batman-” I leave you everything, Just promise you will finish off the Joker, then come back and destroy this damn iceberg.”
Robin-” Wait, I can have it all? “
Batman-” Yes! “
Robin- While thinking and grinning he slowly pushes Batman’s head under.
Batman- Garbled from under water ” WTF Robin? “
Robin- ” Yea New toys. “
The Morale of this story is, You have NO friends. (Brought to you by bleak outlooks for everyone).